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hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

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douchestrider:

lyxdelsic:

"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops

nipnops

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake pranks Jay-Z by depriving him of Vitamin D

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake pranks Jay-Z by depriving him of Vitamin D

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vinebox:

the next avatar

vinebox:

the next avatar

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nlghtvisions:

writing an essay then re-reading it before turning it in

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punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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yea-im-horny:

myseasickheart:

What I look for in a relationship

my life

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tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

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manafromheaven:

roachpatrol:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

the best goddamn adaptation ever

IM SOBBING

(via dolan-chaiman)

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kintergarden:

walking into the living room high as fuck

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